August  2005 
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Memory Verses
Quotes for Thought
Bible Quiz
Poem
Humor
Words for Thought

 

Heaven and earth shall pass away but my words shall not pass away.        Luke 21:33



Go into all the world & preach the good news  to all creation. Mark 16:15(NIV)

Quotes for Thought

"Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.
—F. F. Bosworth
"There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself."     D.L Moody
"Beware of reasoning about God's Word - obey It."
Oswald Chambers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." Acts 2:38

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Devotion

Your Every Hair Is Numbered

Luke 12:7 ICB
7 Yes, God even knows how many hairs you have on your head.
Don't be afraid. You are worth much more than many sparrows.

Jesus gave us some insight on how much God is interested in us
as humans. God provides for sparrows, and you are MUCH more
valuable to God than any sparrow. Valuable enough to monitor
every detail about you -- even your current hair-count.

However God obtains your current hair-count -- He does know it.
"Why would God waste His time with such useless information?"
you may wonder. The point, which so many miss, is simply that
God is interested in every detail of your life. Everything.

Nothing concerning you is too big or too small to bother God.
You are the "apple of His eye" just as any young child is the
delight of a good parent.

So don't try to hide from God. Don't shut Him out of your life.
Involve Him in every detail of your day. Talk things over with
Him. Ask His advice. Tell Him what you think, and ask for His
opinion.

And do not fear. The God Who loves you enough to monitor your
current hair count will never forsake you or fail you.  When
you are face-to-face with Him you will see that fully and
clearly. So walk in faith today. Trust God. He loves you.

Also, be thankful for whatever hair you do or do not have! God
made you unique. If He wanted you different -- He would have
made you different!

SAY THIS: Thank you Lord for loving me and being concerned with
every detail of my life. Because You love me, I will trust you
and look to You for help in both the small and the large questions of life
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POEM

 I'm sure you've all received applications for credit cards in the mail.
  However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a  product for others to see.
 I'm a card carrying representative for
The Master's Card.
That's right,
The MASTER'S CARD.
 Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already been  covered...it's a prepaid deal.
 I couldn't afford the price,
 so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.

My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
 The MASTER'S CARD
 has so many benefits it's hard to list them all.
 Let me share some of them with you...
you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is
UNLIMITED GRACE.
 That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from
 The MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no farther than
The MASTER'S CARD.
It offers the greatest rate on love  that has ever been offered.
 The MASTER'S CARD
 gives you access to many "members only"  benefits.
 Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?
 The MASTER'S CARD
 is perfect for you. Another great thing about
 The MASTER'S CARD
is that it  never expires and will never be cancelled.
Once you're a member, you're a member for life...
eternal  life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.
 
So why not apply today?

It's only a prayer away.....

 

Humor

Church Bloopers 1

      1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
      2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
      4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.
      5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
      6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
      7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
      8) Ushers will eat latecomers.
      9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
      10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
      11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
      12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
      13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
      14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
      15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Words for Thought

Be aware that someone's watching
As you go along your way;
Your example is remembered
More than anything you say. —Hess
There's no better sermon than a good example.

     

God Bless!

Gerald Klingelhoefer

One God, One Faith, One Baptism Ephesians 4:5

Memory
Verses

 Psalms 46:1
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.
(NIV)

Proverbs 16:20
Whoever gives heed to instruction prospers, and blessed is he who trusts in the LORD. (NIV)

Thessalonians 5:18
In everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.
(NIV)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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